Middle-earth: Shadow of War lets you cut your way through hundreds—if not thousands—of orcs. You might start to think these guys are all just cannon fodder for the vengeful quest of Talion and Celebrimbor, but that would mean you’re not listening. These nasty foes all have their own personalities, even if they are trapped in service to a dark lord bent on destruction. So take the time to enjoy their introductions before either beheading them or forcing them into your army. They’ve earned that much, particularly these five most ridiculous of orcish foes.